Wednesday, June 26, 2013

My New Favorite NAUGHTY Thing

Like sweet and salty together?  Got 10 minutes?  Then get ready for some tasty fun!  Introducing Sweet and Saltines from the kitchen of none other than country crooner Trisha Yearwood.  Who knew?  The girl can cook too.  And let's just say she does not know any such thing as a DIET recipe.  Who cares?  That's for another day.  Let's get down to business.

TRISHA YEARWOOD'S SWEET AND SALTINES

35-40 saltine crackers
2 sticks of butter 
1 cup of light brown sugar
8 oz. of semi-sweet chocolate chips

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.

Line a large jelly roll pan with aluminum foil, then spray it with cooking spray.  Place the crackers salt-side down in tight rows so they are right up against each other.  Melt the butter and brown sugar together and allow it to boil gently for a couple of minutes until it turns caramel color.  Pour the caramel mixture over the crackers, covering them all evenly.  Bake for 3-5 minutes, until just beginning to bubble around the edges.  Remove tray from the oven and scatter the chocolate chips all over the top.  After they melt, use a spatula to spread the chocolate evenly over the crackers.  Place the whole tray in the freezer for 15-20 minutes to allow to harden, then break into pieces and store in an airtight container.  

I sprinkled a little extra Kosher salt over the top of the chocolate when I made them because I love the combination of sweet and salty flavors.  Of course, the chocolate chips could be replaced with any other flavor of chip (milk chocolate or peanut butter, for example), and you could also sprinkle nuts or coconut over the chocolate.  Or both!  The possibilities are endless, and they're ALL delicious!

Thanks, Miss Trisha! 

Monday, June 24, 2013

No More Shrimp?!?!?

     Did you ever wake up in the morning and just know something was wrong?  With your FACE?  Bad feeling.  I don't know about you, but I've reached the age where I spend a few minutes upon waking each morning to take an accounting of the vessel.  First, I give thanks that I didn't wake up dead.  Good news!  Next, I go through my checklist of regular aches and pains to see how they're all doing, and then I very carefully travel mentally from head to toe to see if anything new has raised its ugly head in the night.  

     Well, about a week ago, I was tallying up the daily score when I sensed that something wasn't right on the old kisser.  Specifically, the left side seemed out of whack when I wiggled my mouth around.  So I placed hand to face and -- YIKES! -- my left cheek was swollen up like I'd had a wisdom tooth removed!  I raced to the bathroom mirror, only to confirm the worst -- I looked like Alvin the Chipmunk storing acorns for the winter.  Great look.  GREAT look.  Sadly, there was no time to address the troubling issue at that point, so off to work I went looking pitiful.  The good news is that by the end of the day, all was back to normal.  Ahhhhhhh.

     THEN, three days later when I awakened, I didn't even need to take the daily accounting to know something was wrong.  First, my right hand and wrist were swollen, and I could barely see out of my right eye.  Another trip to the bathroom mirror again confirmed bad news -- my eye was swollen almost shut.  What the heck?????  I climbed back into bed to spend a little time feeling sorry for myself, during which I recapped the last few days, and suddenly a culprit came to light.  I realized that the night before each swelling incident, I had eaten shrimp!  Now, I love shrimp, I've eaten them all my life without an ounce of difficulty, and the thought of suddenly not being able to do so was disheartening, to say the least.  But just to be sure, I took my one good hand and one open eye to the computer and searched the Internet for information on food allergies.  Sure enough, I learned that it is not at all uncommon to develop a sudden allergy to shrimp or other shellfish later in life.  (I hate that phrase, "later in life."  I realize that I can no longer consider myself "early in life," but have a heart.)  Fortunately, treatment for mild allergies is fairly simple -- antihistamines will usually do the trick.  The BETTER news, however, is that though this kind of allergy often manifests itself following the ingestion of any kind of shellfish, I had already inadvertently conducted a test that concluded that was not the case for me.  One evening between the two shrimp-swelling incidents, my husband surprised me with soft-shell crabs -- not just my favorite fruit from the sea but something I love so much that, in my humble opinion, life without soft-shell crabs would just barely be worth living.  Just BARELY.  But I cooked those bad boys and ate every morsel and absolutely nothing was amiss the next morning.  Good news!

     So now I'm back to square one with the shrimp.  I need to test the allergy theory, but I certainly don't want to eat a half pound of shrimp cocktail to do it.  A friend of mine tells me she's also allergic to shrimp, but only if she touches raw ones.  After they're cooked, she can pick them up, eat them, rub them all over her body if she wants to, without any ill effects.  Could that be the case for me?  I'm planning my approach as we speak, and I'll keep you posted on my results.  Meanwhile, anybody else have an allergy to shrimp or other shellfish?  What do you do?  

     Why couldn't I have developed an allergy to TOFU??????

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

I'VE GONE CRACKERS!

     It's true.  I've gone positively crackers over crackers.  And you're probably thinking, "Well, you poor woman.  Are the thrills in your life so few and far between that you can get this worked up about a snack food?"  Yes, and get ready to eat those words because when you taste this snack food, you will agree with me.  I'm talking about the new Triscuit variety of crackers Baked with Brown Rice and Sweet Potato, and in particular, I'm talking about the Sweet Roasted Onion flavor.  Get off my porch with these things.  Now, don't get me wrong, plain old Triscuits are tasty enough (I mean they're not Wheat Thins, but nothing else is, right?), but these new enhanced flavors are attention-getters.  And there may be a marginal increase in nutritional value, but I suggest you not worry about that right now and instead plop a piece of cheese (Brie would be delightful) down on one of these bad boys and get busy.  Enjoy!

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

A GARDEN OF SUMMERTIME EATIN'

     It may be hot as blazes outside, but there's a cool, colorful oasis of delights awaiting you at your favorite grocery store.  Hold on.  The grocery store?  That's right, you heard it here first.  This time of year, the produce department is positively bursting with colors and aromas announcing the arrival of the bounty of the season. As you enter the "garden," the light scent of strawberries greets you.  Then comes the heady aroma of ripe peaches and nectarines, followed by sweet watermelon and cantaloupe.  And don't miss out on the intoxicating smell of sweet corn, bell peppers, and fresh herbs.  Open your eyes to the rainbow of colors -- red radishes, purple cabbage, orange carrots, and a huge variety of green "greens."  How can you possibly leave the produce section without a cart overflowing with goodness?  This time of year, you can't, it's as simple as that.  So feast your eyes, follow your nose, and treat your taste buds to something new every time you visit.  

Don't miss:

Orange broccoli
Purple cauliflower
Multi-colored mini bell peppers
Purple fingerling potatoes
Heirloom tomatoes
Individual size watermelon
Green, red, and purple grapes

The list goes on!